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Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.
Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy
by Dyldonator May 12, 2022
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Hokey-pokey

is used to say to someone you understand much like the word Roger or okay
Person 1 : so this is how you do this

person 2: Hokey-pokey
by Biggerthanyour67 August 17, 2025
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Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
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Pokey Stabby

A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.
After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby
by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013
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Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.
I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...
by Kurdism December 17, 2019
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A pokey thingy

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.
by Toe knee 51 April 28, 2022
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Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger
When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank
by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018
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