Pokemon

some show that gets all the jocks pissed off so they go around saying stupid stuff like

P1:"Dood, Pokemon sucks man, we're so cool we havce cars and a life, FAGS"

P2:"All right man! Awesome joke! gud 1!!!!"

to prove that they're so much cooler and "hardcore" and have a "life" (give me your definition).

Don't get me wrong, I'm not sticking up for it, but it seems like the people who hate it are usually retarded.

"Dood, Pokemons sooo GAY FAGS QUEERS!!!!"

"lol gud 1"

*high five*

we're so cool, c'mon, lets sit on a couch and watch some guys play football.....

by Nutsacks April 25, 2006

pokemon universe

Pokemon Universe is an online game from the future (also known as PU). One day the internet will migrate to the pokemon universe. The universe will begin with a big bang of trainers from around the internet, but don't worry, all of the noobs will be weeded out when they enter the caves of Zubat.

#1 - Joe: "What happened to Austin?" - Ethan: "Zubat!" - Joe: "Ah."

#2 - Alex: "My Pokemon Universe team is full of Mudkips. Aren't I awesome?" - Eric: "PU n00b."

by Spirit42 July 8, 2010

pokemosh

Pokemosh, stemmed from Poke Mosher, similar to Pokemon, which means Pocket Monster. Pokemosh basiclly means Pocket Mosher.

Pocket Mosher or Pokemosh are usually young Rock or metal fans, not actually knowing anything about there style or music genre who just wear generic hoodies of "Metallica", "Slipknot", or "Nirvana".

"Look at that Avril, what a pokemosh!"

by Nik_Doof February 5, 2005

pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*

Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later

by Doomgamer January 20, 2018

Pokémon Card

A card that is part of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. Usually has a picture of a Pokémon on it, or some form of item or person. Can be used in the actual card game, or just to collect.

Friend: “You wanna see my Pokémon cards?”
Me: “Sure why not, maybe we can trade.”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019

Pokemon

1) A digital pet which people use to a) fight other people's Pokemon b) boast about to other people c) look at and wish they had one in real life as a pet instead of a dog.
2) A collectible card game like Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic: The Gathering
3) the game Pokemon.

Small boy: Mom, I decided I don't want a dog.
Mom: Oh?
Boy: Yeah, I'd rather have this Pokemon.

by asmonder May 13, 2009

Pokemon Busting

A website were viewers can casually read about their favorite Pokemon characters engaging in fights which are far more realistic than those found in the show, or game.

Dude did you hear about Pokemon Busting?

No what is it?

Google it and click I'm feelin lucky... It'll change your life

by WyattGuy August 15, 2010