planting twolips

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.

That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!

by MrC. July 31, 2008

mosquito plant

what you tell your kids if they find your weed(marijuana)in the back yard

dad whats that?? why son it is just a mosquito plant

by Jake Judkins May 10, 2007

plant parent

A person who thinks of their plants the way others tend to think about their pets or children.

With young Millenials seeming like overgrown adolescents, it's a good thing 'plant parents are the new pet parents'.

by TheExpatreneur September 14, 2019

Plant Pussy

Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.

Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...

by Tempest Lefavre July 02, 2010

plant daddy

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

Industry plant

When someone isn’t that talented but gets famous from their labels and the music industry

Example: bts is a industry plant.

Kpop bands are industry plants

by writeyodamnmusic June 27, 2022

The Magical Plant

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant

Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009