knicker picker

a person who pickes wedgies in public.

person 1: Have you seen the new kid?
person 2: Yeah, he's allways got his hands in his pants!
person 1: He's such a knicker picker!

by singletilldeath.com August 22, 2009

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Crissed as a picket

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

by DanielMac February 25, 2008

pickeled

when you don't understand / are confused completely

what are u on about your pickeling my head!

by Sian Mcveigh June 21, 2005

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009

picked fences

a person with big teeth. usually jagged.

"look at picked fences over there." .. Man that bitch got some big ass teeth!"

by gologo149 July 23, 2016

Pickeld piss

The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.

Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!

by Dwight blue Zonewaters February 6, 2018