Plastic patriot 

One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.

He's a plastic patriot for ignoring foreign influence in the vote.

Plastic patriot by GrazzaD October 7, 2020

The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)

The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

The Misfit Patriot Discord by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022

American Patriot 

An American Patriot is a man or woman who takes pride in their country. They have a feeling of love, devotion and sense of attachment for their country and alliance with other citizens who share the same sentiment. This attachment can be a combination of many different feelings relating to one's own country, including ethnic, cultural, political or historical aspects.

A true American Patriot would fight to keep their freedoms, they’d truly believe in freedom and justice for ALL.

American Patriot by alaskanblonde July 8, 2020

Pasta Patriot 

A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.

Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.

Pasta Patriot by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014

iron patriot 

When you have the biggest hardest shit and it makes you cry out tears of joy and pain when it gets released into the pond of shit and piss.

Dude I just had an iron patriot an hour ago

iron patriot by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

polyester patriot 

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

polyester patriot by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

fake patriot 

Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.

"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"

fake patriot by Jlavaman July 14, 2021