Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011

Snatch Patch

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.

Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."

by Ali Cat August 25, 2013

Miki Patch

The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.

"Awh man I'm so sweaty after that game"

"Yeah me too, especially my Miki Patch."

by Randomer185619468 October 26, 2013

crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

by Crumb pat November 3, 2015

Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

by trolleycakes September 28, 2018

E-pathy

The electronic telepathic force wherein you and your partner think, text, or virtually speak of the same concept or word without realizing you both were doing so, even while living miles away. The stronger the force, the stronger the E-Pathic bond becomes.

Through text:
friend 1: I've never seen the Vampire diaries
(at the same time)
friend 2: I've never actually seen the Vampire diaries
friend 1: we just had an E-pathic moment
friend 2: yes that was on point E-pathy

by Bot732 October 15, 2020