Pork Sword

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

by Marcy R November 10, 2008

Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo February 24, 2009

Pork Tickler

A scotch egg

I can't have anoter pork tickler - i'll explode!

by vaderag February 18, 2009

pork diet

(1) A diet wherein humans eat a lot of pork.

(2) What pigs eat.

(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!

by Peter Apostle June 4, 2009

pork out

To become fat.

She really porked out.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.

Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?

by Big Aaron Kyle October 21, 2003

pork slap

Slapping another person usually a women across the face with your penis.

Shit , she just got pork slapped so hard it left a mark! That bruise won't go away for a while.

by albino sexxor March 19, 2004