pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 9, 2005

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pigeon

a key or kilo of cocaine

lil jay's got pigeons for 17 1/2 G's a piece

by powadekim May 18, 2006

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PINGEO • pigeon • pinger • pigeoning • pinge • pigeonhole • pidgeon • Pinged • pigeon holing • pigeoned

The dusty pigeon is a ridiculous sex act much like the pirate or the pink sock, but I think it's a bit more practical. It must be done by the man, to the woman...or another man i guess, if you're into that. It begins with something sticky. Something like syrup must be poured all over the woman's body (it will all come together later). Now continue with whatever acts you wish to perform upon each other until a point when you decide to move to the next step..this should be when you're close to jizzing. It includes absolutely BUSTING a goose down pillow across the woman's face, and emptying the contents all over the rest of her body. While she's disorientated, finish up and make sure you drop your batch in both her armpits. Now when she gets up, she'll be covered in feathers and flapping her 'wings' (much like the 2nd step of the chicken dance) trying to rid herself of the inconvenience you've placed upon her. You should have a good laugh while she sqwauks around the room.

I heard that Kara loooves the dusty pigeon..not only does she put up with it, she requests it by name.

by wisconsinlove December 25, 2007

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Pigeon Skills

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.

Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.

by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

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BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

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