Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

Pet my Chinchilla

When a female requests a male to rub her pussy to get her aroused. The female has not shaven in forever, leaving a big bush, or chinchilla

Sebastian: Yo, i was with Marina last night and you will never guess what she askes me to do.

Jahleel: What?

Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."

Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.

by DLew34 November 30, 2010

pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed December 9, 2008

Pet Deer

The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.

The timing of that pet deer was perfect

by JTMerc April 12, 2011

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

by wiccanferret October 28, 2008

Pet a Furry day

A day on the 11th of December after Discord Mod Day where you have to pet Furries if asked, you are legally obligated to pet them if asked, similar to Hug a Furry day, you cannot resist unless if either, the Furry in question is being questionable about their request being petted (Aka being weird), or if you have petted them "enough." (You must have at least petted them 3 times before you can consider it "enough" though.)

Furry: I just got petted 50 times on Pet a Furry day!
Other Furry: Nice, I got petted 25 times!
Non-Furry: I had to pet you two 15 times collectively today...

by Erron2005 December 8, 2020