penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

by atemperman January 24, 2004

penid

when a man's penis is far too long for his body; in fact, most times it is as long as his arms. combined. and his knee caps. yes.

he is a penid.

by shmoop November 10, 2003

Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

Penickle

A penis shaped pickle

Samantha: Hey! what are you eating?
Saira: Just a pleasureful penickle

by Rolyat Yenom December 6, 2009

Peniel

A beautiful girl that is huge on loyalty and respect. She is trustworthy and deserves the world.

I wish i could marry a Peniel one day

by Archie1965 September 4, 2019

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010