gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

Prickly Pear

When someone has a sexually transmitted disease and their male parts (penis) has bumps, rashes etc...

He didn't use a condom when he fucked that chick last night, now he's got a prickly pear!!! ouch.

by Sampson C. March 14, 2008

Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup

Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns

Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear

by Brexi is sexi December 4, 2016

Ring Pear

noun,

Name given to pinaple when it is sliced into rings.

"Pick up a can of ring pear at the shops love."

by Jazzcat123 July 10, 2006

so pear

s.o. as in step over as in the overused and annoying soccer move in which one steps over the ball to fake out one's opponent. pear as in the pear shape of one's body who's glutius maximus is unproportionately larger than the rest of their body. it is used in just about every conetation.

cool: "omfg your new board is so pear"
disgust: "ewww that is so pear:
love: "omg tom is so fucking pear right now"
hate: "god trev is such an asshole, why the fuck is he being so pear"
fright: "ahhh i was scared shitless, that movie was so pear"
mockery: "haha wtf, brett where's aviaters in the dark, he is so pear"
laughter: "haha chartoff's drama class was so funny today i almost peeed"
shock: "omg i can't believe it, that is so pear"
grief: "i can't believe he got kicked out, that is so pear"
etc...

by lil d April 5, 2005

Alligator Pear

n./v. The desired outcome or action of something/someone to go the way you want it, but having the other person disagree and want it a different way. (See Example)

Mother: You're doing piano lessons Timmy! Period! It will look good on your college application.
Timmy: But I REALLY don't want to mom!
Timmy's Friend: Ahh, It's OK. She just wants the Alligator's Pear (or Alligator Pear)

by MoMan115 December 18, 2008

baby pear

A very cute, beautiful, gorgeous, girl. Only which one can be given the title of "baby pear".

Valentina is a baby pear yay

by Brian232903940 December 31, 2008