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Vegetarian option

An alternative dish for those who choose not to participate in the consumption of meat and meat products
1. Hi do you have a vegetarian option?
2. Yes, you can fuck off
by lord blythe March 10, 2009
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optimist

Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Johnny the Optimist says, "Gosh, I'm sure that the Congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! After all, this is a Democracy." (Exits, stage right, humming "America The Beautiful, badly off key.)
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
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options

A more vague term than crush, meaning you feel more indifferent about that person. However you wouldn't mind dating them.

* Can be derogatory when used in the right context.
Male A : Man I love passing in highschool, cause there's just so many options that walk by!
Male B : Word up man! Every 5 one of them's a banging chick.

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Female A : Wow, look at Johnny over there, isn't he just dreamy? 8)

Female B : Oh please Bertha, your not even an option for him. >_>

Female A : OH HELLZ NO, you did not just say that!
by XfBiM November 6, 2009
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optimax

an outboard boat motor made by Mercury. When attached to your boat, it will be capable of hypersonic speeds.
Guy 1: ' you wanna take the boat out this weekend, I got the new optimax.
Guy 2: hell ya, I wanna go fast.
by steelheader March 10, 2008
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optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic
josh colin and phil have optimal swag
by swager6 September 2, 2010
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spaten optimator

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009
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Opticon

The song that got me into the band Orgy.
The drum part is from a Billy Squier song, and it's just really awesomely done. I love it.
The first time I heard it I thought Jay Gordon was saying "this is no octagon" instead of "message from opticon". hee.
"Message from Opticon
Blast from the fashion bomb
So helpless
Guess what, you're out of time"
by licia February 3, 2005
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