oat in a boat

It float

Does your oat float. It float in a boat

by BARRRGOOO October 10, 2018

Oats

A meme that was created by Andrew Jay Bowler.

Oats

by Ginger redhead boi October 30, 2019

Abigail Oats

Beautiful and nice

Abigail Oats is a Kind person

by #Your Dad May 25, 2022

*Oats*

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone

Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"

by kazherine April 29, 2021

Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.

Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.

by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011