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Neighbors with benefits

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
by NWBro October 21, 2015
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Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’
Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...
by Storkllama April 10, 2021
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Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020
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Night Fury

A dragon species in the franchise How To Train Your Dragon. The Night Fury is a Strike class dragon. There is only one known to exist which is Toothless.

Class: Strike

Fire type: is acetylene and oxygen-shaped plasma charges.

Abilities: Dive bombing, Echolocation, Splitting spines for better manoeuvrability, Blending in with the night sky

Weight: 1776 lbs (805.6 kg)

Wingspan: 48 feet (14.6 meters)

Features: Ear-like appendages, Nubs and tendrils protruding from head, Secondary wings, Tail fins, Retractable teeth

Colours: Jet Black with lighter spots

Diet: Fish and Beef

Habitat: Unknown

Trainable: Yes

Stats:

Attack: 15

Speed: 20
Armour: 18
Firepower: 14
Shot Limit: 6

Venom: 0

Jaw Strength: 6

Stealth: 18
Human 1: What species is Toothless?

Human 2: Night Fury duh.
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neiph

Singular: nieph. One’s relation to either a nephew or a niece, where the exact relationship (i.e. gender) is unknown.

Plural: niephs. Indicates a mixed group of nephews and nieces.

(Invented from necessity.)
Neiph

Ex.1)

Rob: “yo, there’s a missing word from the English language!”
Mike: “wtf m8, you’re stoned.”
Rob: “Yes, but what word do you use in plural if you have one niece and one nephew?”
Mike: “...”
Rob: “Can’t say nephews because you have a niece, and can’t say nieces for the same reason.”
Mike: “Welp, time to invent a word.”
Rob: “Yup.”

Ex.2)

Yo my sister’s having a baby, idk the gender yet but I can’t wait to meet my nieph !

Gotta babysit my niephs this weekend...
by rtm_320 May 23, 2019
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night knocker

Someone doing foot patrol at night for small town PDs.
The night knocker checked the city park at 2am each night.
by ybnormal7 July 9, 2021
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Saturday Night Bieber

A euphemism for solicitation of services from a male prostitute; specifically from a male prostitute who resembles a young masculine female or lesbian.
He was cruising around, all horny and worked up, looking for a Saturday Night Bieber.
by flataffect March 11, 2011
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