negative bitches

When ones bitch count is moving leftwards from zero.

I.E one who gets bitches but some run away to the left

Damn look at that shirt jacket combo that man gets negative bitches

by Canadian bacon November 3, 2013

negative orgasm

The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.

me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!

you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.

by agentdash February 6, 2014

Negatify

When you change the sign of a term in an equation.

For the coordinates, you will negatify the y-value.

by slitherclaw101 January 24, 2019

Negative rizz

The act of pulling such a low ass amount of bitches that it would be thought to reach negative amounts. People who reach this achievement have probably never touched grass so go out and pull girls for fucks sake

The fat boy jake Paul lookin ass boi has got Negative rizz

by Jake Paul’s pirm 69 January 21, 2023

negative utilitarianism

The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.

I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.

Addiction is hard to break...

by Humankind May 26, 2005

negative kudos

is when someone says or does something not okay pertaining to the way of someones personal affiliations and beliefs and therefore that person results in negative kudos by set person. Therefore the person with negative kudos has to subject to the kudo obtainee to whatever punishment they may give.

If Bob gave you negative kudos for saying something unintelligiable then you would have to do what he says. Say for instance if he gave you negative kudos then he could say that you have to sing karoke or arm wrestle him. Then you would have to do set action requested.

by Woman on top of the world December 26, 2009

negative nancy

Someone who is constantly a downer and has a negative influence on others.

Tae Yoo is a negative nancy with his PMS'ing tendacies. He sometimes needs to be alone during his 'special woman' times. This happens at least once a month.

by CM01 January 1, 2009