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crush nesting

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
mugGet the crush nestingmug.

pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.
'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'
by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014
mugGet the pigeon nestmug.

fart nest

Dat ass, where little farts are fed and tended to until they are ready to fly free from home. A breeding ground for farts in one's behind.
Dang, did you see the gigantic fart nest in that one?; Her fart nest swayed as she walked, tempting passerby to lean in for a closer sniff.
by Chastibush September 17, 2023
mugGet the fart nestmug.

Lady Nest

She just flashed her lady nest at the beach.
by Lynn Memore February 18, 2013
mugGet the Lady Nestmug.

Tramp nest

A word to describe someone’s dwelling as a complete shit hole. Dirty dossers, homeless and more..
Oh my god you been in her tramp nest?
by Lee1990 May 12, 2020
mugGet the Tramp nestmug.

Love Nest

Person 1: "Get your face out of my Love Nest!"

Person 2: "Okay. Get your Love Nest out of my face!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 9, 2023
mugGet the Love Nestmug.

genital nest

Did you use my big scissors to cut your genital nest ? That’s disgusting !
by Tony cash November 27, 2021
mugGet the genital nestmug.

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