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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".
A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"
by BBR2 June 3, 2018
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mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
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mum gayest

This is the phrase that is used when "no u" fails.
"Ur mum gay." "No u" "Well your mum gayest" *other person dies*
by Sellout~ June 6, 2018
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Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.
Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger
by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018
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Mum gay

The act of having a gay mum
Hey hey guess what?”
“What?”
Your mum gay
by Hey, your special January 16, 2019
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MUM FUM

mum fum m8
by MUM FUM RN December 4, 2019
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