MTV

mtv can suck a gooch and a beanbag

rap blow my ass

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

mtv

Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world.
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!

mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)

by Cacat August 6, 2006

mtv

MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.

I think MTV sucks a big puss infected dick!

by nunyabiznessasshole April 4, 2007

MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

MTV

Music television. A popular cable/satellite television station viewed primarily by teenagers and pre-teens. MTV used to be a station dedicated to showing music videos, but it has since changed its programming to bland reality shows about teenagers.

"... music still on MTV..." ~Bowling for Soup

by Masquatto January 15, 2005

MTV

The ruiner of all things good.

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004

MTV

A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a communazi), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.

Fight the red menace! Destroy MTV!

by My name December 30, 2005