Moke

pidgeon (hawaiian slang) for the equillivant of a red neck. Speaks pidgeon, walks around in brokken slippahs, has a beer belly, probablly lives in a tent city by the beach. Drinks beer, sings burping songs, and has eleventeen children by different mothers, some could be his cousins or sister or BOTH?

Moke: Eh where all da kidz went? Dis place is one mess! Make em clean em up shoot! We not some Some red neck living in da stich brah! Where my beer went? No more? I going get samoa!

English translated: Where did all the kids go? This place is a mess! Please get them to clean it up. We're not some MOKE living in a tent city! Where is my beer? We dont have any more? Well then I will go and get some more!

by aimlesswander April 10, 2007

Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

by Will April 21, 2005

Meske

A minor annoyance that can, every now and then, provide some knowledge, but is usually in the way.

Jim: Dammit! I've got a Meske on my shoe!

Dave: Well ask it the time and wipe it off on some grass.

by benny2tooth July 1, 2010

Vega moke

Oversized moke.

When you pack weed and tobacco to the extent that it becomes dangerous to smoke it. That's a real Vega moke.

by anonymusEU October 30, 2013

mokemon

a bad form of jap puberty. the subject belives they are a pokemon, larry, or even chuck norris. complete blasphemy. on all accounts

kid: wats up man?
kid2: BULBASAUR!
kid: wtf?
kid2: CHARMANDER CHAR!
kid: great. he thinks he is a mokemon

by charmanderetd March 17, 2009

Mockett

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011

Anti-Masker

A toddler in a grown ass body who believes that this coronavirus pandemic is not killing thousands of people and that masks don't work. A typical anti-masker would be a middle-aged Karen who can be seen protesting on the streets or in a store without a mask, spreading and potentially exposing themselves to the deadly virus, or yelling out "masks are an infringement of my constitutional rights!" to a poor employee in a retail store who has to risk their health and the health of their loved ones to make a living.

Anti-maskers refuse to wear masks in store, or better yet, wear their masks under their noses. They have to be told to wear their masks properly, just like a cat owner that has to tell their cat to stop eating plastic as it is not digestible. The cat doesn't learn. These people are so stupid that it leaves smart people completely baffled as to how they are in their 40s and still this dumb, and better yet, alive.

Anti-maskers are 2020s' new and updated version of anti-vaxxers. Still harming people's health, still entitled dumbasses, its all the same just with a different name in a different time.

Some anti-maskers can even be seen coughing on food in grocery stores, or on people or police officer's faces. Some have been charged with acts of terrorism, for knowingly spreading a deadly and highly contagious virus. Anti-maskers are generally regarded as the dumbest and most selfish people alive. Many American anti-maskers are avid orange buffoon followers.

Anti-Masker = Look at that grown ass man laying on the floor having a tantrum, refusing to wear a mask! That poor police officer who has to deal with this baby.

by Urban-Mask December 22, 2020