Dirty morman

When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.

Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow

by TBone0808 July 3, 2017

bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 16, 2017

Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.

Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.

by The Palumbo February 28, 2011

mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex

That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me

by nick fagle December 3, 2009

marmaduke

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011

yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005