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Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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Riordan's moeder

Riordan is a small place in The Netherlands, from 1870 it wasn't even recorded in the foundation registry until 2009. Now it's a acknowledged place with a population of 1800 people and they are called: "Riordanees". Riordans Moeder is the name for the only motel located there. On the day of its grand opening every Riordanees was invited to spend the night there free of charge.
Dude, i totally spend the night in Riordan's Moeder last night.
by ShadyShadow April 23, 2009
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moded

A word used to put someone in their place after they've been proved wrong.
1st guy:"Look at that tight Lexus rolling down the street"
2nd guy:"You're stupid! That's a BMW"
3rd guy to 1st guy:"Ohh you just got moded!!!"
by Ally June 24, 2004
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Funday Monday

The most popular segment of the Day9 Dailies, the StarCraft II video podcast of Sean "Day9" Plott.

The basic idea: Day9 sez, "Here's an arbitrary restriction(s) that usually negatively affects your gameplay. Send me a video of a match in which you adhere to said restriction (singular or plural), and maaaaaaaybe I'll feature it on my vodcast."

The results:
-Ladder rankings for many people get fucked over. Some think this is the intent of Day9.
-Many people hope their matches will be featured on Day9's weekly Funday Monday segment.
-Said people usually use Day9 as an excuse for their bad gameplay when attempting Funday Mondays.
"It's Funday Monday! Let's see how I've fucked over the StarCraft II ladder rankings this week." -Day9

*at beginning of match*
Player 1: glhf
Player 2: u2
*at end of match, when Player 2 is losing rather badly*
Player 1: You've been playing rather badly. Kinda odd...
Player 2: Day9 made me do it!
Player 1: oic
by Bob Smith, Etc. July 25, 2011
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.MoNDaY

-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.
Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!
by efy2 April 24, 2020
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Mondaze

The hazy or dazed feeing you get on a Monday. Usually when having to go to work after a fun or crazy weekend.
That party on Saturday night was fun, but I'm going to be paying for it at work when I have a Mondaze.
by Chrxstie June 20, 2011
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tout le monde sur le balcon

a phrase in french-slang roughly translating to 'Everyone is out on the balcony.' This is said usually referring to a woman who is displaying better than average cleavage.
I turned to my friend upon seeing kate winslet's chest in Titanic and exclaimed, "Tout le monde sur le balcon!"
by afkorn July 27, 2010
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