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Morning Tug 

a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day
Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
Morning Tug by Teh_Informer January 24, 2010

Morning Jerk 

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Morning Jerk by I got you back July 19, 2009

monday morning 

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.
dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.
monday morning by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005

morning munchies 

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.
We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies
morning munchies by butterbowl September 16, 2009

morning ballsack-scratch 

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

Morning Marsh 

OH SHIT I WAS THINKING OF GOOD SHIT AND MY SHITS ALL SHITTY NOW GUYZ. MORNING MARSH.
Morning Marsh by snizzletz July 11, 2011