dong mitten 

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

dong mitten by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

a fart in a mitten by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

Mitten Tongue 

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

Mitten Tongue by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

Mitten State by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin 

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

mitten drinnin by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

beef mitten 

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

beef mitten by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Steamy Mitten 

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

Steamy Mitten by Spobret July 26, 2018