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Made-A-Mistake 

1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.

2. To mess up by accident

3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<

1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.

2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!

3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.

*Misteak= the noun version.
Made-A-Mistake by XxT$MON3Y->M. August 17, 2008
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A big mistake 

did you know logan paul, the sore loser's brother jake paul is a big mistake

doesn't everyone know
A big mistake by rafelkalepand February 8, 2021

it's not a mistake, ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨ 

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mississippi mistake 

When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!

Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
mississippi mistake by kins.webb February 2, 2015

big mistake 

a phrase that internet tough guys like to use when describing the pivotal moment in their (made up) story.
No one talks shit to my face, no one.

One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".

novice mistake 

Novice- Someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.

Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."

"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol
I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏