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Alligator Mustache

Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".

This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 4, 2010
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mustached belly bump

A fat or soft belly with hair
His shirt was a little short and out popped his mustached belly bump.
by DownTheLineTennis March 26, 2009
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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mustacheer

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.
Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
by evyatron March 21, 2011
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Mustache flask

A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.

Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.

Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water

And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???

Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!

Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!

Andrew: : /
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Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.
by Turdikin August 15, 2012
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Mustache Tone

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012
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