merkin

yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.

Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"

by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008

Merin

Merin is an Indian girl's name that is commonly used for people that are kind, compassionate and surprisingly quite likeable. Usually, Merin's are liked by many people but they tend to be more friendly around people whose names begin with A, F, K, I, and M. However, in a relationship Merin is a great match for a guy beginning with J, K, L and S.

Merin and Jeremy look so cute together

by kvgjhyfdhrsyhmk December 14, 2020

Merlin

Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.

1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.

2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.

by Merlin maker March 31, 2013

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 30, 2006

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Merlino

A person exhibiting Xtreme Jew qualities

Person 1: Wheres Jeremy?
Person 2: Oh,out reading the Torah
Person 3: That little Merlino!

by Briguy12 December 15, 2006

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013