merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

merpin

to hang with a sense of style or what northshore kids call "swag"

Bro last night I was merpin with that girl Taynia in her pool

by lalaswaagg November 13, 2013

merphage

Used to describe an awful day; when one has had a suckish day, one uses the term merphage to describe it.

Ash: How was your day?
Char: Merphage.
Ash: Scuze me?
Char: SUCKISH!
Ash: Right. well. you didnt have to yell.

by CourtesyofCharlotte February 11, 2009

merpalistic

something fantastic

I got a job
that's merpalistic

by hahazeno November 15, 2012

merpalicious

A word to describe immense boredom of comedic proportions.

Merpalicious, definitious, make those boys go loco.

by niqqa niqqa niqqa niqqa niqqa September 17, 2013

Merpy

Feeling promiscuous or craving dick

Feeling very merpy

by Webspawner3 March 4, 2016

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016