pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

Merk

a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.

Andrew Lockwood cannot merk.

by Brawlking1234567890 July 22, 2012

Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl

Merk fr stinks and can’t manage

by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

Merk

A Call of duty clan that will bang your mom.

“Bro my mom is dog water, she keeps getting merked”

by Lil vine yachty January 27, 2021

Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

by anonymous March 5, 2021