matthew

A sexy guy that every girl wants to have sex with

I wish I could have matthew

by boiiy August 2, 2016

Matthew

Creep; sleazy guy.
A Matthew is any guy who makes unwanted advances on a girl and is, for the most part, a creeper.

This can be broadened to include any guy who is generally weird and who you would not want invading your personal space.

Girl 1: Were there any babes at that party last night?
Girl 2: Nah, they were all total Matthews.

by xxbellaxx December 11, 2011

Matthew

Matthew is a fuckboy. Matthew only wants you when your taken. Matthew is an asshole who deserves to burn in the eternal depths of hell

Person1: my ex is such a dick
Person2: sounds like a matthew to me

by Baf baf baf July 13, 2016

matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.

girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!

by darkened soul July 31, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

by kopns April 1, 2009

matthew

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

by Micah P. May 22, 2008

MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016