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Matthew
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Matthew is a
redneck
midget who chews
tobacco
, and hits on his girlfriend's
best friend
.
Matthew: "Hey baby come
give me some
tongue."
Girlfriend
: "Eww gross you just
put in
some dip!!"
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kopns
April 1, 2009
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