Matte

Usually used to describe a makeup color. Matte being no shimmer, flat.

I wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.

by Mister Potato Head July 30, 2010

extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.

*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

by Nicholas D September 25, 2008

as a matter of fact, it isn't

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.

Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

by blakkheim16 October 23, 2011

art matters

Art matters...well, it means art can make a real and tangible difference in people’s lives. With it you can express things that you hadn’t been able to in words. It’s a lasting representation of our past.

Here’s an example. The siege of Leningrad. The Germans had taken over Leningrad in WW2 for about two whole years, but the starving orchestra performed an amazing, compelling piece of music. They played it across the city and right in the Germans’ faces. Soon after, they gained back control of the city.

The term art matters encourages all of us to not only learn to make art, but to appreciate it it all its beauty. You don’t have to be good at it to know that it matters.

by Ok hun September 10, 2019

Matterday

<noun> - Day of men, metal, and beer.

Behold the greatness that is... Matterday.

by joseph_maine December 16, 2008

Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.

"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"

by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012

Tinkle Matter

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.

Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.

by Corky McCord July 22, 2009