masterplating

Masturbating while playing video games

Yo bro what are you up to? Aw you know man just masterplating

by WontonThePig March 6, 2017

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Mastercation

(Noun)
Definition: 1.) Going on a vacation, of any length, by yourself.
2.) The master of the household going on a solo vacation by herself or himself.

He didn't wanted a relaxing vacation, so he went alone and turned it into a mastercation.

by Hcskire February 21, 2021

Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021