major key

The key to success or something great.

"Almond milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Major key to success,”

by theworldofalan June 26, 2016

English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.

X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Donnie Major

Very cool guy, way cooler than Milo Nelson

Wow Donnie Major has a massive shlong!

by mommy milker 445 May 12, 2021

major damage

What TV salesman Phil swift says to buckets, after he stabs then and saws them with a chainsaw and gives them allota DAMAGE!!!!!!!!! this word can be used to show the major destruction brought on by anything.

Aw man i just saw waterproofing my life with flex seal on youtube and phil swift got some MAJOR DAMAGE by jontron. phil swift is problably crying himself to sleep rn.

by thats ALLOTA DAMAJE!!!!!!!! May 31, 2018

major monogram

Perry the Platypus and Carls boss. He has a bushy moustache. Doobie Doobie doo da

major monogram

by Doobie Doobie do da November 16, 2021