She-Mail Address

An e-mail address received from a woman who your friends believe to be incredibly unattractive, even to the extent that she might be a transvestite. Do not continue contact with someone who has a She-Mail address. (Can also be spelled "She-Male Address")

"Tommy was all over this gross chick named Kendra late night on Friday."

"Did he get her number?"

"Nah...but he got her She-Mail address."

by Messes Callahan July 9, 2010

Chain E-mail

Mail sent to scare you, or to waste your inbox's storage. They never work and should be considered as offensive as spam.

Jay:I got a Chain E-mail telling me to make a wish and forward it, and by doing that it will come true.
Zach:Yea, did it?
Jay:Fuck no! I wished that people would stop sending me them.
Zach:You got another one then I'm assuming.
Jay:Yea, as soon as I sent it there was another one about dieing if I didn't send it to 56971.3 people.
Zach: HO'SHIT!

by Atchung June 2, 2005

Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

S-MAIL

S-mail is like e-mail, but there is no body, and the entire message is conveyed using only the subject line.

Usually practiced using mobile devices (Blackbery, etc)

here's an example of a typical S-MAIL converstaion.

From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Want to hit McDonald's for lunch?

<EOM>

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From: Mary
To: Johnny
Subject: Sure, what time do you want to go?

<EOM>

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From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Let's go at 1:00

<EOM>

by Dooley Noted February 15, 2009

Flame Mail

A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.

"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."

by Profkingfish May 10, 2006

p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

by OrangeDiva May 21, 2008

Title mail

An E-mail that contains its message in its title

Title mail>What are you up to

by Shredzilla February 21, 2009