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Mosquito bite

Xiao Li has a pair of mosquito bites on her chest
by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023
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Mosquitos

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018
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Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
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Mosquito Dating

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.
by The_politibro February 25, 2024
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Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.
by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018
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Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
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Mosquito

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)
by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021
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