Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male

Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted

by Awont December 12, 2021

Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.

Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.

by DrBlueBalls April 19, 2020

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst

by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 04, 2011

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 02, 2017

Australian Bullfighting Mosquito

The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.

When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran

by Fijiwateramigo January 03, 2024

Drama Mosquito

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event

"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"

by Green OakTM February 04, 2017