MIFF

Man I'm Fucking Funny. Often said if one makes a joke that no one else thinks is funny, but it is rather clever and witty.

Person 1: "I'm so tired, I wish I could lie down on some grass"
Person 2: "Ask Jacob, he's probably got some grass in his drawer."
Person 1 - not impressed -
Person 2: MIFF

by Riow March 28, 2009

mifundsalo

a disease you get when you have no money

dude, i don't feel good, i got mifundsalo from that chick i took out

by Nick November 14, 2007

Miffle

1- The Miffle is in such a case when on is nipple-less, (no nipples) and ones father, for no sexual reason at all, every night sucks on your chest to creat two rather nipple-like (resembling a nipple) hickeys so one is granted with the great expeerience of nipples.

2- The universal name of ones 90 year old next door neighbors fourty or so cats. This number may vary depending on location, type of cats, type of neighbor hood, type of utter, ect.

1- I never knew untell I went to colledge that I had had miffles all that time.

2- The miffles across the street are meowing out of control and they wont shut the fwudgey up!!

by Stella Bonqueque May 8, 2012

Mife

(mom + wife = Mife)

When your wife treats you like shes your mom.

Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please

Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself

Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch

thats a mife you want a wife not a mife

by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 9, 2009

mifflin

a favourite mug or cup. particularly refers to one that you do not own, but favour when at a coffee shop or at work.

i'm so thirsty, but my mifflin is in the dishwasher! guess i'll have to use aother cup.

by katiedidnt March 20, 2011

miffloe

black person.

We miffloes have it going down tonight!

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

miff buffs

" means bullsh!t
buffs is pronounced "bffs"

If someone tells you they are best mates with a well known footballer then you say Miff buffs

by Oliver Byrne February 17, 2004