mid-def

The term used for when someone is in the middle of defecation.

Ugh, I hate when people call me mid-def!

by YOUR1A June 28, 2011

Beta Mid

The most devastating insult for someone who is both a beta male AND mid. AKA: the worst type of person.

"You see Nathan? He gets no bitches."
"What a Beta Mid."

by BetaMid March 26, 2022

mid-state

The state in which a girl "likes" you but doesn't want to date you but continue being friends with you.

Dude, this girl is so in the mid-state.

by cute_cupcake7 December 12, 2014

Mid-Coast

A place that only Jonny Flynn knows of. Its existence was brought to the attention of the rest of the world during an interview with Flynn, a former member of the Syracuse University basketball team and current member of the Minnesota Timberwolves, during the 2009 NBA draft.

"...People on the West Coast and Mid-Coast got to see me play." -Jonny Flynn

by delaLove June 29, 2009

Mid-poop

When friend stops middle of taking a dump to let another friend in dire need of taking a piss.

Hey John thanks for that mid-poop I thought I would piss myself.

by half crap February 24, 2009

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

by MIDSTROKEMATT July 14, 2011

Mid-shelf

A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.

My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.

Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.

by Bobby Tables September 09, 2009