"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 06, 2024
A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.
"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"
"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
by SassyMlf17 October 15, 2019
Ur maid an aids is the best comeback for Ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur brother ur fiance and Ur granny tranny.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.
Ur granny a tranny, Ur maid an aids.
by HawaiiSalad March 22, 2018
A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
by Brigadunk July 16, 2024
A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
by Brigadunk July 16, 2024
Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019