the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.

1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.

by Brigadunk July 15, 2024

Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.

What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!

by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023

Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid

Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids

by killLaLakill April 16, 2023

Nurses maid elbow

When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.

Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!

Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!

by Icanandidid November 2, 2019

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023