Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Lady Lumps

Another term for boobies. It is referencing the fact that boobs are lumpy and only ladies have them

Get you to love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

by ilikewordsinthissite May 2, 2019

Lump of Freak

To be a large mishapen blob which resembles a freak; a deformed blob. See also lump of freakity

Example: "Have you actually done any exercise before? You big lump of freak!"

by Geeballs14 July 23, 2005

like it or lump it

usually a British phrase, meaning, " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry ; at least that will cut down on some bureaucracy

by Sexydimma December 16, 2014

Grass Lump

A female with a very hairy vagina.

Damn, that girl is a grass lump!

by coolforschool September 24, 2010

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

Longhorn Lump

the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:

.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide

the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.

Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 30, 2011