This is a man who says "Oh my god" and "You're kiddin' me" a lot. He dances like Carlton, mostly to the song "Apache" by Sugar Hill Gang. He eats excessive amounts of White Castles and irons his underwear and socks every day.
"Oh my god, I'm a regular willy lump lump. I can't wait to go to White Castle today, right after I finish ironing these tidy whiteys. I hope I hear "Tonto, jump on it" in the car on the way there!"
Willie Lump Lump originated in the children's book The Legend Of Willie Lump Lump. In the book Willie Lump Lump was shrunk to miniature size when he fell in some goo. The term was popularized when a reference to "Ending up like Willie Lump Lump" was made in the 1993 film Menace II Society. Since the film the term has had different meanings over the years among different people in different areas.
"Getting your lump on" is a humorous euphemism for having sex. The term originated from a Facebook group called "Lumpy Horses," which is devoted to promoting a better understanding of these amazing, mysterious creatures.