local wildlife

A person who is weird, annoying and you don't want to make eye contact with in fear of their crazy rant. A person who looks like they have lived in the area their whole life.

That regular customer is local wildlife

by Tonkosaurus July 22, 2020

local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

ok local

Some easily made "low-level" insult said by idiots on twitter who can't properly respond or make a comeback to any tweet that's against k-pop stans and k-pop fancams.

OP: #kpopisoverparty

KPOP FAN: ok local / shut up local
*inserts fan-cam here*

by VenetriX128 April 23, 2020

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

Beaver Local

A racist school in the town of East Liverpool, where staff only care about kids with known last names. They think they're better than everyone but we all know your parents are paying of lifetime debts. Where do they get all this money from? working a minimum wage?? They all either date or cheat on each other. They suck at sports and think it'll get them somewhere in life. This school acts like they have so much money but cant even afford proper air conditioning? Very egoistical. Kids there smell like shit. White ass school. 90% Country kids, Other 10% are white kids who think they're gangbanger then proceed to go home to a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house.. The administrator do not care about the poc students, if you aren't white you aren't shit. Most of the students there are ugly as fuck even the popular ones. Basic with no personality. Has the worst environment and always smells like sewage. Grossssssssssssssss

Oh you go to Beaver Local? That racist ass school??

by anonman12_ April 26, 2022

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

Local slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.

Hey bro, did you want to come out to that party in Corio tonight and check out the local slit?

or

"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"

by Butch23 February 22, 2022