Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
by Kaydux March 10, 2020
Get the linda cartered mug.Liadain is an Irish name meaning grey lady. It was also the name of a ninth-century Irish poetess who fell in love with a native poet named Cuirithir. They were together for one night and then went their separate ways, until years later they met again. However, during this time Liadain became a nun and they could not longer be together. Cuirithir was banned for breaking chastity and Liadain died of a broken heart.
by chica46 April 5, 2020
Get the Liadain mug.A person who doesn’t want to be bothered all the time especially when they are in pain or having a bad day.
by ABMREAL1 November 8, 2020
Get the Linda SINDA binda mug.Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
Get the Landan mug.I was feeling like shit and out of dope so I rubbed a Linda lump and managed to shake back until I re upped
by Aswaja2020 December 3, 2020
Get the Linda Lump mug.Liana the best friend you always wanted.
She is smart, pretty and talented
If you have her as a best friend keep her she is the best.
She is smart, pretty and talented
If you have her as a best friend keep her she is the best.
by POTATOQUEEN_3449 April 28, 2021
Get the Liana mug.Nice and caring person if find by you .You hold a dream everyone wants .And if you are Linda start rough with kids so they will be able to live alone when you are on a trip. Listen to LINDA :) :)
Take care to Linda and to the person who finds Linda
by Judeeey May 19, 2021
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