Lagulence
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
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Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
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And looks good with Harry
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