Laggle

Noun: A laggle is a fan made version of popular video game character, "Mangle" (toy foxy) Morphed into an all powerful being with legs and a head. The true power of this being is completely incomprehensible and we aren't sure what it does.

Is that laggle vibing over there?

by Laggle January 28, 2022

Laggle

To maximize the infusion of tea from a teabag into the water to ensure that it's as strong a brew as it can be. Includes both stirring and squeezing the bag(s) with a spoon or other implement. Can also be carried out when tea is required urgently and the person making the brew doesn't want to wait while it steeps naturally.

"Am just giving the teapot a good laggle"

by Juan BlancoJuanJuanjj June 12, 2018

laggermeister

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

Langley Park

A town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, NWL, PANAM, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every ONE person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. The lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. Oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock

if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.

by oh chet putos August 3, 2006

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

lagger

@ghostiintom

lagger “a person that takes ages to reply”

by jenniescum July 5, 2020

Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.

(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

by Mon-Star March 23, 2010