Lace curtain Irish

Individuals who take the dishes out of the sink before urinating in it.

My family were lace curtain Irish who came over on a cattle boat that carried no cattle.

by Tcallahan October 7, 2022

lace my rhynedowns

1. An exslavery term used by black folk to describe sucking up while a white folk is around

"When dat wite devul is around you better make sure to lace his rhynedowns"

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

Straight-Laced Humour

Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.

"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."

by Whitly January 27, 2012

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

by Gerifficke December 11, 2006

Lace me up

Asking for certain things or trying to be apart of something

EX 1*person offers water* aye (lace me up) with a water. EX 2*person invites people to party* (lace me up) dude I'm down to go to the party

by Atthyou August 22, 2017

lace me up

The act of lacing someone up.

"Brandon Ehl Hughes and Alek Black are going to lace me up said, Adrian up. REAL TALK!"

by Kotak123 September 26, 2012