Gerifficke's definitions

zo zo pang

A term relating to feeling sorry for someone's current situation, but not feeling sorry because of a wrong done.

i.e. John is failing chemistry. Greg says "Zo zo pang." as opposed to "I'm sorry." Greg did not cause John failing Chemistry, so he should not be sorry.

"My boyfriend is immature and ignorant and I want to knee him in the face."

"Oh, zo zo pang."

by Gerifficke December 11, 2006

Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

by Gerifficke December 11, 2006