Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016

Archers of Loaf

Possibly the greatest Indie Rock band in the World. Hailing from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. These guys MADE the scene in North Carolina. Spawning many other bands in the Noise Indie genre, such as Polvo and Superchunk.

Did you go see the AoL show? It was teriff!

by Zorlock April 25, 2005

Courtney Loaf

The alcoholic poo that comes the day after a very hard night of drinking. It usually smells like the substance one imbibed the night before.

"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."

by SisterPiston January 19, 2010

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

loafism

Loafism:

(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)

You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.

A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.

Loafism and the Individual:

A List of commandments:

-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!

If you fail to heed these

You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"

Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!

ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."

Loafism, for those of us to lazy to pick a religion.

by Kevin Hamilton December 15, 2008

loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.

Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

by Lillysilva653 May 3, 2017

food loaf

A disciplary measure taken by prison staff creating a congealed mix of all the inmate's food including coffee or punch, and making one solid food item. This loaf of food meets the institution's nutritional requirements for the inmates, but serves to displine an imate for misuse of his food. Often it is served on a food tray through the bean chute.

Inmate #1: "Say! LaDamion why you got the food loaf?"

Inmate #2: " 'cuz, I spit my eggs upside the boss's head."

by sanjac1836 June 29, 2008