Laptop

A laptop is a mobile computer, powered by a battery with a built in screen, keyboard, and mouse in the form of a touchpad. Most people use them since they are more convenient, such as being able to use them on a bed, even though this can cause heating problems for many of them, or because they travel more often and need to have their computer with them. Many companies compete to make even thinner versions of them, with longer battery life, even though this has lead to issues related to heating and them becoming more difficult to repair due to factors such as soldered RAM.

I wrote this definition on an MSI gaming laptop.

by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 7, 2019

laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

by jake burrito July 9, 2010

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014

Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022

Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015