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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014
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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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kermit

person: Kennedy, i like your personality

Kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week
by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017
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Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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