To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser
by babgaa October 13, 2020
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An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I
by Kermitism November 27, 2020
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A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?
by FrogPoop April 22, 2023
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It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
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if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo
THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING
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A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
by Fat beluga March 9, 2022
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