Kashani

An alpha man whose job is to keep the universe working.
A Chad with the largest balls on the planet.
He's penis is longer than fucking Burj khalifa.
Never underestimate his power or he'll rape you at night.

Everyone, literally everyone: "this Kashani guy is so overrated. I can beat him boxing".
Kashani at night:" said something MF?"

by James Bond22$44 December 15, 2021

kallan gordy

the one person you would never expect to date because usually tall people have short dicks but i guess the fuck not because i can assure you i was fucking choking.

wow im dateing the kallan gordy

by nyxie.g June 7, 2022

Kalyan

Crazy asian girl who is friendly to everyone.

Oh, you're such a Kalyan.

by Malfoy August 11, 2003

Kalaan

Smart, charming,lyrical Kalaan is kind and compassionate, he has a great ear for music and spells tales with his moody lyrics.

He is happy and has the ability to lift your spirit with his charming smile.
He's dark and handsome with great abs and deep, blue eyes that see into your soul.
He's the kind of guy that is easy to fall in love with, really sexy, very secretive, drives hot cars.. A perfect boyfriend

Have you seen that hot guy with the sexy car at school? That would be Kalaan.

That guy can dances so hot! He's a Kalaan

by onezo February 3, 2010

Kalani Vella

a gay cunt that likes to smell carrots after they have exited the booty of a turtle

"Mate, dont eat that carrot! Kalani Vella has been here!"

by ya boizzzz September 17, 2019

Kalan

Kalan is the best human in the universe somtime he go's as Z-boy and he is very fond of people that are named Menno.

Hey Kalan/z-boy you awesome

by Z-boy759458340 November 20, 2019

Kalani

An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!

Person 1: You know Kalani right?
Person 2: yeah shes such a great person!

by jdeahw April 11, 2020